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This weekend in New Orleans

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Thursday, Oct 2268

High School Football

City Park, City Park

High School Football at City Park in City Park, Thursday, October 22, 7:00pm. Details through the venue.

Ted & Kev: A Comedy Showcase

Sports Drink, Garden District · $10

Ted Patterson & Kevin Little just made Thursdays a whole lot funnier. Join the Funny Mondays duo on a new night for one of the best new showcases in the south. Every 4th Thursday a

Pete Olynciew

Salon Salon, CBD

Pete Olynciew at Salon Salon in CBD, Thursday, October 22, 7:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

Floorplay Heels

Dancing Grounds, Bywater · $15

Floor Work & More Work is an empowering session designed to build the raw strength and fluid control needed for heels-based movement and floor choreography.

IT GIRL

Lovell Up Pilates, Marrero · $30

A full-body reformer class with a little extra attitude. Expect classic Pilates inspired movement mixed with dumbbell strength work to sculpt your arms, fire up your core, and chal

Small Group Ruben

Equip Fitness, Mid-City · $28

Please arrive 10-15 minutes early for workout to stretch/prep. All clients are granted a 10 minute grace period for"on- time" arrival. In the event that clients are 11+ minutes lat

1:1 Training

Equip Fitness, Mid-City · $45

Please arrive 10-15 minutes early for workout to stretch/prep. All clients are granted a 10 minute grace period for"on- time" arrival. In the event that clients are 11+ minutes lat

Alex McMurray

True South, Mid-City

Alex McMurray at True South in Mid-City, Thursday, October 22, 7:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

Holy Diver

Santos Bar, French Quarter

Holy Diver at Santos Bar in French Quarter, Thursday, October 22, 7:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

Bingo

Stained Glass Wine House, Gretna

Bingo at Stained Glass Wine House in Gretna, Thursday, October 22, 7:00pm. Details through the venue.

Adult Striking

New State Fitness, Metairie

Welcome to our Striking Class, a dynamic fusion of boxing and kickboxing that forms a practical and effective martial arts hybrid. Students dive into the world of striking, masteri

For The Bitches

The Dog House, Mid-City · Free

For The Bitches at The Dog House in Mid-City, Thursday, October 22, 7:30pm. Free. Tickets and details through the listing.

Hot Quickie

Yes Yoga, Carrollton · $22

The original therapeutic hot practice: shorter but equally challenging. Pose variations offered.105 degrees. 60 minutes. This is a challenging but foundational practice - beginners

Selfie

SELF Pilates, Metairie · Free

This is our free trial class to come see what all the Pilates hype is really about. Pilates is truly for everyone! Let our team give you chance to find your best SELF through Pilat

Theater at Loyola: “Alien Status”

Loyola University - Marquette Theater, New Orleans

Theater at Loyola: “Alien Status” at Loyola University - Marquette Theater in New Orleans, Thursday, October 22, 7:30pm. Details through the venue.

Comedy Gumbeaux

Howlin' Wolf, Warehouse District · $13-67

Comedy Gumbeaux is a comedy show in the heart of New Orleans that, for the past 11/10 years, has showcased some of the worlds most talented comedians. Tiffany Haddish, Hannibal Bur

Jake Carter at Good Measure

Good Measure, CBD · Free

Jake Carter is a multi-instrumentalist, singer, songwriter, and producer from Red Hook, New York, who studied at Berklee College of Music before spending three years producing in A

Harold Night

Big Couch New Orleans, Bywater · $13.76

Long-form improv at its most classic: one audience suggestion, three storylines. Catch the Harold live at Big Couch!

The Nayo Jones Experience

Land of Dreams, French Quarter

The Nayo Jones Experience at Land of Dreams in French Quarter, Thursday, October 22, 8:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

The Tail-Gators

Gretna Tavern, Gretna

The Tail-Gators at Gretna Tavern in Gretna, Thursday, October 22, 8:30pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

SingleMaltPlease

The Maison, Marigny

SingleMaltPlease at The Maison in Marigny, Thursday, October 22, 8:30pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

Gizinti Trio

May Baily's Place, French Quarter

Gizinti Trio at May Baily's Place in French Quarter, Thursday, October 22, 8:30pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

Abby Govindan

Sports Drink, Garden District · $25

Abby Govindan at Sports Drink in Garden District, Thursday, October 22, 9:00pm. Admission $25. Tickets and details through the listing.

The Kat Kiley Experience

BMC, Marigny

The Kat Kiley Experience at BMC in Marigny, Thursday, October 22, 9:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

The Frequency Koneckt

30/90, Marigny

The Frequency Koneckt at 30/90 in Marigny, Thursday, October 22, 9:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

Vegas Cola Band

d.b.a., Marigny

Vegas Cola Band at d.b.a. in Marigny, Thursday, October 22, 9:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

Jumbo Shrimp

Spotted Cat, Marigny

Jumbo Shrimp at Spotted Cat in Marigny, Thursday, October 22, 10:00pm. Tickets and details through the listing.

FILTH HORROR V

The Allways Lounge & Cabaret, Marigny · $44.28-$471.54

Experience the highly anticipated FILTH HORROR, the uncensored performance art show that redefines entertainment!

Friday, Oct 2332

Bacchanal Boyz

NightBloom, Bywater

Bacchanal Boyz at NightBloom in Bywater, Friday, October 23. Tickets and details through the listing.

Open Gym

Zone Fit NOLA, Lakeview

During the open gym you can choose a workout from the white boards or you can do your own.

HYCROSS

Elite Fitness Training, Mid-City

This is a HYROX-inspired class where we build strength, endurance, and conditioning through HYROX-inspired training at EFT. Combining functional movements, cardio, and strength-bas

WOD

CrossFit NOLA Downtown, Warehouse District · $25

WOD at CrossFit NOLA Downtown in Warehouse District, Friday, October 23, 5:15am. Admission $25. Schedule and booking through the studio.

WOD

CrossFit NOLA 504, Mid-City · $25

WOD at CrossFit NOLA 504 in Mid-City, Friday, October 23, 5:15am. Admission $25. Schedule and booking through the studio.

Open Gym

CrossFit NOLA Uptown, Riverbend · $20

Access the CrossFit NOLA Uptown gym - Leonidas. Active Yoga, CrossFit, Running class, Strength training classes.

Open Gym Spot

CrossFit NOLA 504, Mid-City · $20

Open Gym Spot at CrossFit NOLA 504 in Mid-City, Friday, October 23, 5:15am. Admission $20. Schedule and booking through the studio.

WOD

CrossFit NOLA Uptown, Riverbend · $25

WOD at CrossFit NOLA Uptown in Riverbend, Friday, October 23, 5:15am. Admission $25. Schedule and booking through the studio.

CrossFit

X7 CrossFit, Lower Garden District · $25

X7 CrossFit is a woman-owned CrossFit gym in New Orleans specializing in small group training, personal training, and nutrition coaching for adults

Power Flow *All Levels (45)

Free To Be Power Yoga, CBD · $28

Fuel your inner fire in Free To Be's signature heated power vinyasa (flow) class. In this invigorating class you will experience the dynamic, sweaty, and powerful practice rooted i

Mkatz

F45 Training Metairie Central, Metairie · $30

Mkatz is the new drop set workout on the block. A completely different test for those looking tobuild quality lean muscle mass. Building quality muscle is not only about compound l

HyCrush 30 (Monticello)

Girl Crush Fitness, Metairie · $20

Hy Crush! Strong. Fast. Unstoppable. A high-energy class that blends endurance, strength, and conditioning into one powerful hybrid workout. Build muscle, boost stamina, and push y

HyCrush 30 (Trenton St)

Girl Crush Fitness, Metairie · $20

Hy Crush! Strong. Fast. Unstoppable. A high-energy class that blends endurance, strength, and conditioning into one powerful hybrid workout. Build muscle, boost stamina, and push y

Adult

D1 Training - West NOLA, Riverbend

D1 Adult Full-Body Athletic Workout Maximize Fat Burning (up to 1000 calories) Build Functional Muscle Strength Mobility, Flexibility, and Recovery Focused Energizing Training Expe

CrossFit

BlackSite CrossFit, Kenner · $25

CrossFit at BlackSite CrossFit in Kenner, Friday, October 23, 5:30am. Admission $25. Schedule and booking through the studio.

Fire Stride 60

Fire Stride Nola, Lakeview · $30

Interval training classes. 1 hour workout with tread and floor work constantly changing so that you never get bored! Get ready to sweat.

Hour Blast

Hour Blast, Carrollton · $30

An hour long class that combines cardio and strength/resistance training using treadmills and a variety of equipment on the floor. Your full body workout in 1 hour!

Freestyle Friday

Zone Fit NOLA, Lakeview · $24

It's Friday! Freestyle Friday is anything and everything! Get ready for body weight exercises, TRX, plyometrics, weights, Bosu, and cardio. Anything can happen in this class!

T10

F45 Training Garden District, Uptown · $25

An innovative and creative 50/50 split of cardio and resistance ensures that throughout this10-station workout, the heart is racing relentlessly. Minimal abs and core, just functio

Advanced Reformer

Hagler Method Pilates, Mid-City · $35

This high-energy advanced class combines the precision and control of Pilates Reformer training with sculpt-focused strength work for a powerful full-body workout.

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